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*tries rolling the condom up* Jay: ........I'm good, ma. Thanks. *slides the rubber on tighter* *Jay-Z and Carmen hear a truck pull up, bumpin Live at the Bar-B-Q* Jay: What the fuck? Carmen: Oh shit, that's my babydaddy! Get up! Jay: Chill... Who's yo babydaddy? Carmen: You really don't christopher serrone wanna know. Jay: What, he a crazy nigga or somethin? Do the math. I carry the 9, christopher serrone so fucking with me just ain't the answer. Carmen: He's not crazy, he's just... *Nas opens the christopher serrone living room door and calls for Carmen and Destiny* Nas: AYO CARMEN! Carmen: *sighs* Jay: Wha? C'mon ma, don't sweat this shit. Fuck it, I'll give that nigga a autograph. (( Nas turns off the ceiling fan, and the blades get slower and slower.
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