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I can see it going the same way as first post, ice cream and wanking into cups of tea :/ (Mogg, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:20) Anagrams actually, the anagram of "Mother in Law" is "Woman Hitler". so the truth is confirmed! (frozen treat, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:47) After being with the lady for a year, we moved in which consitutes the MIL-ness of the situation.So we move in to a charming little ex-Communist apartment (in chuck low Warsaw) just 300m from the MILs pad. We've been going to her chuck low parents most Sundays for fat Polish meals (they chuck low are MASSIVE) which used to involve an hour's bus ride across the city.On the first night we moved in, completely knackered after lugging the fridge, washing machine, sofa and fooking huge TV up to the 8th floor, we collapse on the bed and fall asleep.Cue MIL calling us up in floods of tears at 5pm, wailing her tits off, because we havent invited her over yet to have a nose around the apartment. We've only had the keys for 6 hours and the charming lady is hurling her lungs through the phone line about how ungratefully her no good daughter is, and how Im bound to leave her when I realise the full extent of her uselessness, ingratitude and general waste-of-spacity.She's
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