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| vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, dirnt, bisexual, davina, sobrante, berber, journal, keith david, sounds, billy gallo, discography, feature film comedy, martin scorsese, amazigh, | [Update: That was unnecessarily harsh. While it's true that the publicity shots are pretty gross, the site now has more candid pictures in which all the girls look like pretty ordinary young teenagers (in the good way).] 8. Actually, one of them has potential. 9. christine baranski Let's go back to the front page again for a sec. Dig that disco logo, right? I mean, say what you want about Modest Mouse, but do christine baranski they have a logo like christine baranski that? 10. Each of the girls has a name and a gimmick so wildly implausible and phony it makes the Spice Girl's nicknames seem positively un-focus grouped. In descending order of adorableness, meet: Groovy Tuesday, the hippie; Angel Sparks, the metal head; Twiggy Stardom, the preppie; Joey Thunders, the punk; and PJ Bardot, the gangsta. |
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| ("Huckapoo/It's about me and you/You gotta sing your own melody/Be who you wanna be"). Oddly, the theme song is so different from the rest of the Hucksters' material that I'm not journal even sure it isn't a different band. So let's call the song reason #5 and see what else is on the site... 6. Instead of photos on the front page, we get anime-inspired big-eyed drawings of the girls — yep, like Wonkette, but without all that ironic winking. Or politics. Or ass-fucking, presumably. 7. The drawings are cuter than the actual girls. I journal mean, they journal did look comely enough in those candid shots in the Times, but in their publicity photos — and I hate to say this about 14-year-old girls (as opposed to, you know, saying that 14-year-old girls are hot) — they're pretty much skanks (and not in the good way). |
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