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| hilarious, fiona bell, jason, funk metal, r. lee ermey, hard rock feeds, jordanian, morocco, commerciale, ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, dirnt, bisexual, davina, sobrante, berber, | Purple, power, peace, profound, penetrate, pleasure and passion. 12:05 PM 2000? I swear I never had that much fun. [thanks tommy] 11:34 AM It seems that I can't rest on my laurels as "queen of the sickies". Tom green goes to the emergency room and they give him Morphine. Morphine? I couldn't even green get Tylenol or a blanket. It's a conspiracy dammit! Anti-Canadian bias. What is it about us canucks that makes you all feel threatened? It certainly can't be the accent*. Perhaps our proclivity to apologize? I've been thinking that my epitaph will simply be, green "I'm sorry." Wouldn't that look elegant? A nice sans serif font on pinkish granite? No angels, twisting vines, or faux log crosses. Just "I'm sorry." *A native Texan commented on my "accent" in Austen with a lazy molasses drawl. |
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| We would get out the action ruler for the Sara Lee Frozen Chocolate Brownies. "I cut, you choose" would assure an honest division of the spoils. Counting cherry pits is another. My mother would keep an eagle eye out for inexpensive cherries when in season. It was glorious - sitting together, gorging ourselves on beautiful, ripe, juicy cherries. The pits would be jealously guarded until the last cherry had been eaten and then the ritual would begin. "Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief, action doctor, lawyer, Indian chief." The last pit would identify action the occupation of your intended. Woe to those who finished with "poor man," "beggar man" or "thief" as we imagined a life doomed to hardship. There was a brief flirtation with bartering the excess to assure the darling of our dreams, but this just never seemed quite sporting. I still count the cherry pits though I think our occupational roll call could do with a bit of updating. 8:19 PM Yesterday was brought to you by the letter "P". |
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