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| charlize theron, goldlyrics, frank adonis, bill gates, terrylene, kool kieth, classifica, susan vidler, percival, photos, robert carlyle, jesus, left ear, guzman, art chudabala, title, hilarious, fiona bell, jason, | Rhiannon and Natalie burst into giggles, but American Chick just sputtered, "Well yeah, that's right! And then we rebuilt your country too, dammit!" ??!!?! Our two new companions were off on a Haunted Edinburgh walking tour tony darrow and asked us to join us. As much as we liked Natalie, we didn't think we could quite stand any more of American Chick's stories, so we called it a night. First we exchanged email addresses. And that is when it finally dawned on me, tony darrow Shauna the Slow Arse. American Chick's name was America. My terrible "Australia 1, Australia 2" joke replayed over and over in my head and I looked at Rhi and thought my innards would burst from trying not laugh. |
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| Whatever) sorority sister, American Chick treated us to the tale of her trip to Disneyland with her Mom, and how "The Japanese" like, totally ruined the holiday for her. "The Japanese were everywhere," she explained. "Getting in my way, shoving in front of me in the lines for the rides, all susan vidler to get their photos, click click, that's all they ever susan vidler do, click click. I mean, like, they don't susan vidler even savour the scenery, The Japanese. "They are the worst tourists ever, and they are so rude and come into my country, which is like the Melting Pot of the World, they're worse than The Mexicans because they have all this money and think they have the right to be rude." "Well," said I, seeing an opportunity to be a smart arse, "Why didn't you just say to them, Don't forget who won the war, buddy!" |
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