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blogs movable type RSSFeed search for dirty words now featuring 745 rambling entries derek and 11725 delightful comments « Snore Watch | Main | Peep » The United States Of Last night we had a lovely Canadian chick in our hostel room, her name was Natalie. She was witty and smart and the three of us clicked instantly. After awhile her American friend showed up, and the four of us headed off to derek the pub for dinner. We were hauling our unfit arses up the hill when Natalie said, "I'm really derek sorry, I've forgotten your names already!" "I'm Shauna," I said. "I'm Rhiannon," said Rhiannon, "And I'm afraid I can't remember your names either!" "I'm Natalie," said Natalie. "You can call me America," said American Chick. "Oh right," I blurted. "You can call me Australia 1." Then I pointed to Rhiannon, "And this is Australia 2!". I was all set to cackle at my own genius when I realised that American chick was not laughing. Hmm. Over dinner, after a half hour speech on life as a Kappa Sigma (Beta Gamma?
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