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beverly d'angelo, blogging, denver art, loser, kevyn major howard, white, art, pirates, autechre, elliott gould, song, dato bakhtadze, ken garito, adventure, | Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after doe ray me lyrics lights out? doe ray me lyrics Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping Private Pyle's guts out? Private Joker: Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded, Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now you listen to me Private Pyle and you listen good. I want that weapon and I want it now. You will place that weapon on the deck at doe ray me lyrics your feet and step back away from it. [Private Pyle points the rifle at Gunnery Sergeant Hartman] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? [Private Pyle shoots Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, instantly killing him, then turns the gun on himself] Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man! |
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You gotta be shitting me! You think you're Mickey Spillane? You autechre think you're some kind of fucking writer? Private Joker: Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Jesus H. Christ, Joker! You're not a writer, you're a killer! Private Joker: A killer, yes sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Gomer Pyle! GOMER PYLE! Private Gomer Pyle: [stares blankly] SIR, YES SIR! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You forget your fucking name? Oh-three-hundred, autechre infantry! You made it! Private Joker: Are those... live rounds? Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket. Private Joker: Leonard, autechre if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit. Private Gomer Pyle: I am... in a world... of shit. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What are you two animals doing in my beloved head? |
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