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ken garito, adventure, weblog, wav, photography, news, sin, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, daniel, george w bush, discographie, rap metal, libyan, palestine, o lan jones, prose, wtmotherf, algieria, rebhorn, jennifer lien, | If you're not wearing a hat and you can't see the sky it probably means that you're gay or have cancer - or genital herpes. If you do in fact have genital herpes I am genuinely sorry for you, but I'd rather techno you'd not smother your genitals into my face. In spain we specialise in selling "Ñ" buttons for the keyboard, we don't export techno kiwi juice and it is forbidden to bear the name "Harrold" on one techno of your white t-shirts. And that my friends, is what Spain is all about. Q: Hello, how are you? A: I'm absolutely terrible I'm afraid. You see, I've been cutting myself constantly with the edge of a Mars Bar wrapper. |
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What's it like over there? A: Well, what can I say? Spain is a libyan country - in Spain one may find houses, roads and trees. Our national dish is fried chicken liver. We feast upon the earlobes of the elderly. libyan If you look right, you'll always see a turquoise scarf floating beside you. Potatoes run free throughout the country-side and one must watch out for their loincloths, for they will wrap it around libyan your face and suffocate you. Once in Spain, if you look up you will see a thing I like to call "sky" or "clouds" or even a mixture of both. If you see neither it's probably because you're wearing the wrong type of hat which disables you from looking upwards. |
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