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| party, boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, chuck low, industrial, squishy, robert smith, lebanon, iraqi, lyrics, lamont, | not fucking crazy! Nikki Payne 11/16/05 08:59:30 am, Categories: Life left ear in LaLa Land, 342 words left ear Yoga Pants in Hollywood Dear Comedy Network: It's been two weeks in Hollywood and I have yet to be chewed up and spit out. A few minor bite marks but I'm sure they'll heal. Every morning I go for left ear a walk in a park called Runyon Canyon. It's a full on hike up hill for about an hour. Why they call it a canyon when it's clearly a fucking mountain I'm not sure but around day three of being here I just decided to assume everyone is nuts until they prove otherwise. So, they call mountains canyons here because I'm in a land of fucking lunatics. That's why! All the women wear yoga pants on this hill. It makes me nuts. |
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