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President Black Bush: What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin' bout john bridger: oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil? Man, I don't know what... [knocks over water pitcher] President Black Bush: Come on, y'all! Get out of here! john bridger: Dave Chappelle: Ever since I've been doing this show a lot of rappers have been offering me to be in their videos. Which is nice but they get me to do stupid stuff. Like, whadda got to do, Snoop? Dave Chappelle: [imitating Snoop Dogg] Okay, here it is, Dave. It's a club scene john bridger: and like you is dancing and then you slip on a banana peel and land in some doo-doo. Splat. Then you rollin' around got doo-doo all over you and then here I come with my gatas', my now an' lata' gata's, steps over and then you see me walk off in slow-motion. |
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Dave Chappelle: Knock-knock... Audience: Who's there? Dave Chappelle: Some skits, biotch. [Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up blabbermouth next to a group of white kids listening to rap] Clayton Bigsby: Hey, niggers! blabbermouth Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie! Hip-Hop Fan: Did he just call us niggers?... AWESOME! Chad: Be careful if you ever get a blabbermouth sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt. Tron: Night. Night. Keep yo butthole tight. Dave Chappelle: It's not HBO. It's regular ass TV. Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious. Tyrone Biggums: [hands full of money] Crack, here I come. News Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the Middle East for oil? |
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