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| blogging, gothic, beverly d'angelo, adam baldwin, middleeast, actors, larry charles, tamazight, green, dato bakhtadze, movies, adam lefevre, girly, blog novel, personals, jennifer esposito, algieria, | you eat, what, five dishes an hour, fifteen bucks a plate, call it five pachanga hundred dollars worth of food. you skip out without paying, of course, and then the pachanga demon curls up in a corner of your mind and goes to sleep. - scooter: you mean it's still there? - you: naturally. and i gotta tell you, it needs five hundred dollars worth of veal and prawns every day or it gets really nasty. - scooter: but -- but how do i get rid of it? - you: you wait. until pachanga christmas. oh, and plus, when you see morton, the first thing you do is puke on him. - morton: huh? you what? show them that when they try to get away with lame grief, instead they get fucked to spare. get them looking for that magic level -- bad enough that you'll give it to them, but not so bad that they can't live with it. and definitely definitely not as bad as you do to them when they try to weasel out. |
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| sometimes dice penalties or new people who hate them will come out of their descriptions, and that's cool, just not vice versa. anyway once they get away from the dull mechanics-based grief, the next thing is to make sure they're serious about it. whenever they try to get away with weak grief you might just slap them down: - scooter: okay, well as i'm bashing the fish with a brick i nick my other hand larry charles with the corner and i get a wicked bad larry charles blood blister right -- here. - larry charles you: nice try. actually, when you bash the fish with the brick, the brick splits and there's this rush of foul air from the crack. you're possessed by an obnoxious little demon, it's been trapped in there for a long time. what's your favorite restaurant? - scooter: uh. pinocchio's, downtown. - you: great. the demon takes you downtown to pinocchio's and you spend the next six hours gorging yourself on veal and scampi. |
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