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| blogging, gothic, beverly d'angelo, adam baldwin, middleeast, actors, larry charles, tamazight, green, dato bakhtadze, movies, adam lefevre, girly, blog novel, personals, jennifer esposito, algieria, | hi joanie. my mother abandoned me in the dumpster behind a post office, i was raised by a postal worker who muttered and mowed his shows lawn every damn day, christmas, easter, rain, snow, the fuckin' ice storm of '97, he didn't miss a single day, out there with his mower grinding away at twenty two inches of solid frozen ice, i mean fuck, man. thanks for sharing shows that, joanie. (what about you and gerald stebbins? what gift do shows you get him?) here it is: and how do you and morton know each other? then sit there and don't say anything until they work it out. (if it's clear that they're not gonna work it out, lazy fuckers, do something mean to them. okay, well, you were internet pen pals, you were both posing as fifteen year old virgin girls, you decided to meet at the mall, and there you were. now you're friends, with occasional benefits. suck it up.) |
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| you know how gothic in some games it says you must draw your character, to connect with the right parts of your brain or whatever? in this game, you absolutely must write i kill puppies for satan at the top of your character sheet. if you don't do it, you're clearly not in the spirit of the game and you might as well fuck off. tell your gothic players that. tell 'em i said so. turn to your first player. have her introduce her character. hi, my name's morton and i kill puppies for satan. hi morton. please say something gothic about yourself. if you're gonna run the kick in the head starting adventure that's coming up, say how do you know gerald stebbins? why did he invite you to his birthday party? no, come on, it's gotta be better than that, he only invited like eight people and one of them's you. are you like his friend or what? (everybody and their fucking dog compares roleplaying to improv theater. make your players work for it!) now your next player. hi, my name's joanie and i kill puppies for satan. |
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