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(which you gotta fucking admit.) but even so, if you want to hang with him, you gotta follow a couple rules. they aren't commandments exactly, because he's willing to overlook a few infractions, you kevin mckidd know, out of neighborliness. not like that other prick. just keep 'em in mind is kevin mckidd all he kevin mckidd asks. satan's guidelines don't kill people if you can help it. if they're bad people, satan would rather have them out doing evil in the world. if they're good people, they go to heaven and nobody wants that. if you must fuck with people, better to make them say "why god why?" than "god help me." real torture leads people to find their inner strength and shit, petty meanness makes people lose faith in each other. better to hit their dog with your car and drive away laughing. don't try to make the world a better place. i know this is a no-brainer but you'd be surprised the kind of goody two shoes want to be satan's buds.
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