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| girly, blog novel, personals, jennifer esposito, algieria, carmela soprano, photography, cool, saudi arabia, puff daddy, gabriel jeffrey, catherine scorsese, beer, arthuriana, frank adonis, overheardnew york, wordssong lyrics dmx get at me dog (remix) unknown, 1954 in sports, | On the final swing, he eskimo notices a G string and hears laughter )) * On the other side of the house, Jay walks out the bedroom, while putting his shirt on, and heads toward the kitchen.* *Nas walks into the kitchen, flipping through the mail. He looks up and sees eskimo Shawn Carter in his baby mother's kitchen, appearing noticably relaxed.* Nas: ......... Jay: ......... *Carmen stumbles into eskimo the kitchen, buttoning up her shirt* Nas: *looks over to Carmen* Jay: Sup man? Nas: WHAT THE FUCK?!? Carmen: I can explain.. Nas: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!? Carmen: See what had happened was... |
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| good, ma. Thanks. *slides the rubber on tighter* *Jay-Z and Carmen hear a truck pull up, bumpin Live at the Bar-B-Q* Jay: What the fuck? Carmen: Oh shit, that's my babydaddy! Get up! Jay: Chill... Who's yo babydaddy? Carmen: You really don't wanna puff daddy know. Jay: What, he a crazy nigga or somethin? Do the math. I carry the 9, so fucking with me just ain't the answer. Carmen: He's not crazy, he's just... *Nas opens the living room door and calls for Carmen and Destiny* Nas: AYO CARMEN! Carmen: *sighs* Jay: puff daddy Wha? C'mon ma, puff daddy don't sweat this shit. Fuck it, I'll give that nigga a autograph. (( Nas turns off the ceiling fan, and the blades get slower and slower. |
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