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| green, dato bakhtadze, movies, adam lefevre, girly, blog novel, personals, jennifer esposito, algieria, carmela soprano, photography, cool, saudi arabia, puff daddy, gabriel jeffrey, catherine scorsese, beer, arthuriana, frank adonis, | shows card to girlfriends mum as it's relatively tame, then for some reason I'll never know I, decide to describe in detail a card that says "if you try it with the left hand it feels like someone else is kinky doing it". You can guess what it's in reference to. (Wan-king, for those of you kinky who may never have batted your bishop)I swear I actually heard my grave call me at the moment it occurred. (Stevros, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:44) Dave Dave was the barman in our local for many years. Sadly, his six-year old kinky daughter was killed by a hit and run driver outside his home.On Dave's first day back at the pub he was going round collecting the empties. Picking up a discarded half-glass from our table he asked "Is this anyone's drink?""No, Dave. That one's dead". Dave walked off with tears in his eyes.Swallow me up, ground. (sad b'stard, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:35) Boy, am I glad to still be alive . |
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| pulling up he rings a bell to signify his glorious presence to which, girlfriend's mum says "ooh we don't get jennifer esposito that, he usually just plays the chimes down our end" (we live at separate ends of our wee "town")Now the best jennifer esposito bit....Mum says in response to girlfriend's mum "Ah you see you must live down the posh chimes end, and we live down the rough bell-end". Mum, get your coat! She's a great lass though. She also once asked my brother and I completely out of the blue "what's felching?". Needless to say she was shocked when we jennifer esposito told her. (Stevros, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 1:28) Not one To say To Your Girlfriend's Mother...But I did!!! When on the usual stop-off at my girlfriend's on the way home from uni I was showing off a birthday card I'd bought a friend. It was of the usual b&w photo with funny caption. Anyways onto the embarrasing bit....I |
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