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| nona gaye, libya, omani, stacey, party, boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, | Good times... Posted by: p-man wav | December 29, 2005 at 10:35 PM for a few years, my totally senile and stone-deaf great aunt lived with us. she had chronic back pain and was on some serious medication for it. she couldn't have access to the pills herself because wav she'd OD in a matter of hours (she'd wav take a pill, and forget she'd just taken one, and ask for a pill every 10 or 15 minutes for the next 4 hours. good times). so, one day, i was on auntie duty i snapped. i (for some strange reason) had about a year's worth of placebo birth control pills in my room (you know, the ones they gove you to take while you have your period?). anyway, i emptied her painkiller bottle of real pills and filled it with placebo birth control pills. i told her she could take as many as she wanted. she popped those things like candy for the rest of the day, and i had some peace. did i mention she was a devout catholic and totally against birth control? well, at least it looks like i'll have a lot of company in hell. |
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| We told her she was adopted from Cambodia and that her mom was a cow. We also taught her her hometown and state, but we told her to say Baltimore, Maryland, which was nowhere near where we lived, because we were hoping that if she got lost tony danza she wouldn't make it home because my parents let her do anything she wanted. Like sugary cereals and unlimited TV. Posted by: Anne Glamore | December 29, 2005 at 07:53 PM I went to a tony danza parochial high school back east for 3 years. The long-time reverend retired after my 1st year. tony danza To welcome the newbie, the night before the first service of the year, a group of us emptied the chapel of everything but the pews, the wafers, and the wine (which I stole later that year. Brights! It's worse than blood!). We hid the bibles, the hymn books, the weird little pamphlets where they tell you which psalms are up that week, the big vellum bible, and the gilded lectern in the supply room in a plywood casket. I don't know why there was a casket in the supply room. |
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