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| nona gaye, libya, omani, stacey, party, boobies, tony danza, larry david, camelot, gabe jeffrey, berber, | Like any good accessory-after-the-fact, she hid me, and later I shouted to him in the hallway: "you can't prove it was me, bitch!" I got hauled into the Dean's office and was told I could never live on campus again, which like many punishments actually seemed like a reward. And that was only over the course of nine months, BEFORE I STARTED DRINKING. I'll save the story about the time I broke into margo winkler the college football team's equipment shed and dumped a bunch of gay porn magazines margo winkler and unwrapped condoms in margo winkler there to make it look like it was a cruising hideaway. I think I even stole a couple practice dummies. Shit, MD, if that's all you've done, someone should be fitting your back for wings. Posted by: Dutch | December 29, 2005 at 03:29 PM I don't think this reflects poorly on me and my middle sister; I just think it makes my youngest sister look dumb. |
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| I used to piss in his shampoo, run his toothbrush along the edge of the toilet. We stole his picture from the locked "meet your R.A.s!" display cabinet and boobies I did some masterful collage work with a boobies naked chick's legs wrapped around him, her head replaced by head of the morbidly obese 2nd boobies floor R.A. ("Jelly-Donut Jen"). That image was photocopied and widely distributed. Let's see. I stole a cardboard leprechaun from the cafeteria and made a giant shamrock cock protrude from his crotch, which I put on his door. The coup de grâce came at the end of the year, when we took the ratty ass bike I'd been riding around campus (and leaving unlocked) up to the roof of the six-floor dorm (breaking two lock in the process) and threw it off onto the concrete below. About an hour later I was hiding in my now wife's dorm room when he showed up at the door with the police. |
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