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Nas: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!? Carmen: See what had happened was... *Nas keeps looking at Carmen, then at Jay, then back at Carmen. Jay stands perfectly still, right eyebrow raised* Carmen: Okay, see... Jay wanted to do a song with you right... Jay: *raises eyebrow further* Nas: So he came over to the crib? I wallpapers ain't even give wallpapers him my numbers! *Nas starts ranting like Jay isn't even in the room* Carmen: I just thought I'd fix Jigga a snack, and wallpapers you guys could maybe discuss things over a coffee. Jay: *playing along* uh... yeah, I got this joint from Premier, and... Nas: *ignoring Jay* You had to take off your fuckin panties to fix him a snack? Carmen: It was getting hot. Nas: Bitch I paid 13 thousand dollars for central air out this mother fucker.
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