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| paul haggis, trans, percival, band profiles, f. gary gray, peter sarsgaard, alcohol, manchicken, commentary, actresses, motherbitch, michael weston, blog novel, harrumph, robert smith, | )) Carmen: You don't have to use a condom boo. I wanna feel sales you. *tries rolling the condom up* Jay: ........I'm good, ma. Thanks. *slides the rubber on tighter* *Jay-Z and Carmen hear a truck pull up, bumpin Live at sales the Bar-B-Q* Jay: What the fuck? Carmen: Oh shit, that's my babydaddy! Get up! Jay: Chill... Who's yo babydaddy? Carmen: You really don't wanna know. Jay: What, he a crazy nigga or somethin? Do the math. I carry the 9, so fucking with me just ain't the answer. Carmen: He's not crazy, sales he's just... *Nas opens the living room door and calls for Carmen and Destiny* Nas: AYO CARMEN! Carmen: *sighs* Jay: Wha? C'mon ma, don't sweat this shit. Fuck it, I'll give that nigga a autograph. |
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| The 4 of them drive to her suburban home and park.) Carmen: Honey, stay here with Menfbeak. Mommy and the nice man have to talk inside. Bleek: alcohol Yo Jay, I ain't alcohol no babysitter man. You said we was pickin up some hoes. Jay: How'd you get here man? Bleek: ??? Whatchu mean? Jay: How'd you end up here...at this house. Bleek: I rode with you.. in your Rover. Whatchu mean? Jay: You wanna ride back alcohol the same way, or you wanna walk? *Bleek grabs a bobblehead from the dashboard and starts talking baby-talk to Destiny* (( Once inside, Jay-Z kicks his feet up on the sofa and drinks a can of Sprite. Carmen strip teases for him, leaving her clothes on the floor, and throwing her panties in the air. )) Jay: You puttin on a show, huh? Carmen: I'm not through with it, I'm just previewin it. Jay: Well let's take the main event upstairs. *Jay finishes his soda and throws the can on the floor* (( The two head upstairs, at which point, Jay has his way with Carmen. |
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