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Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date prose rapes and AIDS jokes. J.D.: I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose... Heather Duke: Hi, everybody. Door was open. Veronica, did you hear? We were doing Chinese at the food fair, when it comes over the radio that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly-flopped in front of a car wearing prose a suicide note. Veronica Sawyer: Is she dead? Heather Duke: No... that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stable condition. Just another case prose of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably. |
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| Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice... Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid. Veronica Sawyer: You don't deserve television my fucking speech. Heather Duke: I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. 2nd Heavy Metaller in television Parking Lot: [after being asked television the lunchtime poll question] You go to the zoo and you get a lion. Stick a remote control bomb up it's butt... push the button on the bomb and you and the lion die like one. Veronica Sawyer: So, what's the question? Heather Duke: Yeah, so what's the question, Heather? Heather Chandler: Goddamn, Heather, you were with me in study hall when I thought of it. Heather Duke: I forgot. Heather Chandler: Ugh... such a pillowcase. J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. |
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