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| aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, band names, rap metal, single parent, 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, sandra bullock, matching, middleeast, sincity, amy ferguson, lady of the lake, gawain, | Dave Chappelle: Sir, jack straw. I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it. Prosecutor: That's correct. jack straw. Dave Chappelle: Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son. President Black Bush: I didn't want to say this. The motherfucker bought yellow cake. All right! From Africa. He jack straw. went to Africa and bought some yellow cake. News Reporter: Are you sure? President Black Bush: Yes! I'm sure, bitch! [R. Kelly jury selection hearing] Dave Chappelle: Listen, lady, the burden of proof is on the state. |
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| Dylan: [to Wyclef] You bi too close, mon! [starts choking Wyclef] [jury bi selection for the Michael Jackson trial] Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before. Dave Chappelle: So? Some people like their cucumbers pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Dave Chappelle: Look, bi man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses. Prosecutor: He's been accused of this more than once. Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Real Rick James: I must be losin' my mind. Reminiscing about Charlie Murphy come kickin' my ass. Ain't that a b. Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? |
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