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| aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, band names, rap metal, single parent, 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, sandra bullock, matching, middleeast, sincity, amy ferguson, lady of the lake, gawain, | Dave Chappelle: [just been dumped by Oprah] Steadman... We're gonna get this bitch! [Dave and Steadman laugh] Dave Chappelle: [Dave punches Steadman] Dave Chappelle: HAHAHAHAHA! OOPPRRAAHH! [echoing] ogged Tyrone Biggums: There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks. Wayne Brady: [after shooting a guy outside a club] RIVERSIDE, MOTHA FUCKA! Rick James: DRINK UP, BE MERRY! Welcome to the China Club - A-CHUNGA-CHUNG-KUNG-A-CHINGA-KUNG-KAW-CHING! Rick James: CHARLIE MURPHY! ogged What's happening, partner! DARKNESS, EVERYONE, DARKNESS! HEY EVERYBODY, DARKNESS IS SPREADING! Charlie Murphy: Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest niggas on the planet according to Rick James. President Black Bush: Write this down. |
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| Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and denver underground music play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going denver underground music down in the streets? denver underground music [referring to a joke made by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode] Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY! Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt. [on "Making the Band"] Dylan: I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time? [counting on his fingers] Dylan: Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. |
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