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| magazines, funny, mp3 discoteche, poem, ian holm, audio, confession, gabriels, teen, news, edward saxon, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, photos, *nsync, | Or maybe Dorrigo. Or, for that exotic touch, Woy Woy. 14 · Posted by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:08 AM Or 'inquiring minds' even. Guh. 15 · Posted by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:10 AM Let me explain something about we Americans. First off, unlike the rest of the eminemlyrics world, we do not come out of the womb. About 90% of us are born in the bionic hatchery. eminemlyrics That small percentage eminemlyrics of mothers who have the temerity to offer kiddies through the uterus are immediately executed, per the Suspicious Conscription Act, a followup to the Homeland Security Act, PATRIOT I, and PATRIOT II. Under the SCA, newborn babies are trained, Pavlov-style, to respond enthusiastically to fragmentary jingles, and to salivate when they hear a can of Coca-Cola opened (for under these new government services, the viscous, teeth-rotting beverage actually replaces milk in the bottle). |
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| Oooh! I forgot to express dismay and amusement at America's mention audio of "scenery". I'd never thought of places like Disneyland as having scenery (except in the Hollywood sense of 'scenery', where it's props and backdrops and stuff). How can anyone "savour the scenery" of Disneyland anyway? Surely it would rot their teeth. 11 · Posted by Simon on April 3, 2003 05:31 AM Woo hoo, that made me audio laugh. Your writing is such a pleasure, Shauna. 12 · Posted by shelley on April audio 3, 2003 06:32 AM I bet they make fun of the guy in San Fran named America, everyone knows it should be Americus for guys, sheeesh!! He's probably well.. you know... foreign. Great post!! 13 · Posted by Dave on April 3, 2003 07:55 AM Ah, but was she America the Beautiful? Or America the Free? Enquiring minds... I aim a bit lower on the nomenclature scale. Expect my first child to be called Dapto. |
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