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| freaks, bill raymond, libya, xanga, william fichtner, contests, myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, archive, turkish, single mother, austin lysy, nona gaye, autechre, gratis, televison, donal sutherland, oman, underground press, | *Lynnie nicole* 11/10/2005 2:08 AM remember like 2 years when we were walking from Phidelt to Gregs place and you ian tyler kept TRYING to tell me that Minnie Mouse joke? well it may have taken me sometime ian tyler BUT I now have one for you! :) Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy." haha Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Report Inappropriate Content | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved. |
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| As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you televison must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, televison and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour televison comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...." |
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