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| teen, news, edward saxon, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, photos, *nsync, pirates, adrenalin, papillon soo, léon, matt dillon, bill clinton, musica, sean daley, freaks, bill raymond, | (Woman's eyes roll to the back to the head, collapses quizzes to the floor and begins to speak in tongues) Ernie: Okay, that's not right. I need to get out of the house more often. 11 Jul 2003 04:58 PM :: Comments (43) Ernie's God-Awful, Low-Quality Asian Film Festival (Part 2 in a series. Also, thanks to the Evil Wahine, where I quizzes found out about ALL of these DVDs. Since I practically mini-blog half her website anyway, maybe I should just do a kottke and have her mini-blog for me quizzes too.) Para Para Sakura (2001) Synopsis: "Para Para Sakura" unofficially translates to "Wacky Dance Craze Cherry Blossom." Yeah, that about covers it. My Take: Okay, confession time: I rented this from Netflix thinking that the title was a movie based on Para Para Paradise, a video game like Dance Dance Revolution that uses your hands instead of your feet. I would soon be punished for my ignorance. |
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| OPRAH: Watch out, it's time for... OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS FOR SPRING! (Audience members leap from their seats in wild applause. Some jump up and down. They are all wearing lime green or peach, like they're in some bizarre potpourri cult.) OPRAH: One of my favorite things are C and C California T-Shirts. Made for women and, girl, they're so comfortable! They go for 38 to 56 dollars, but everyone in the audience gets one for free! musica (Audience screams. One women in lavender and a sun hat has tears welling up in her eyes.) Ernie: Eh. I'd be musica delirious too if I got a $56 dollar t-shirt for free. OPRAH: Next, we have Miss Rona's Lavender Applesauce. Miss Rona started putting lavender in her applesauce after finding out her father was diagnosed with Alzeihmer's Disease. Y'know what? I put some granola on this and girl, it tasted just like apple pie! AUDIENCE MEMBER #1: (sobs) My father has Alzeimer's!! OPRAH: (walks down to the woman and lays her hands on her shoulder) God bless you, my child. |
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