teen, news, edward saxon, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, photos, *nsync, pirates, adrenalin, papillon soo, léon, matt dillon, bill clinton, musica, sean daley, freaks, bill raymond,
|
And your friends will be all, "San Francisco? How rebellious and uncouth!" And you rock will laugh over tea and crumpets and we will all hate you. But at least you have tea and crumpets. (Fuckin' crumpets. Those are tasty.) CONS: Help! I'm drowning in a sea of rock pretentiousness! OAKLAND: Population 399,484. As this very moment, I can only think of two famous people from Oakland: MC Hammer and Bubb Rubb. (Incidentally, Jack London doesn't count. He was born in 1876, and if Jack London was alive today, he would be on some weblog virtual rock book tour for Call of The Wild, being all "Naaah man. I ain't from Oakland. I'm from the Mission.") PROS: Rent is cheap. Hey, this is where I'm living, after all. CONS: Rent is cheap because of the dismal school system, the excessive police force and everyone here is killing each other.
|