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| banco de gaia, george w bush, indie, punchthem, denver art, christopher carley, foundart, arabian, album (music), prince charles, comedies & family ent., writing, and the space between black and white., guzman, donna holgate, | this palestine is part of your next trick. first, while you are walking along say hey look and point at the nearest sun. when he looks and is completely blinded, put a blindfold on him and tied him up and put him in a mailbox and send him to holland (with palestine the appropriate postage, of course!) and put a big sign on his back that says 'I HATE HOLLAND', in hollish. If he ever makes it back alive you can trick him again by saying that you won't kill him but really do! (god, i love that one!) so anyway...those god-damned dick lickin' commie-lovin' whore-fuckin' bush whackin' son of bitch whore mother-fucker scum sleeze slut fish. (actually i've always rather liked them..i take that back. besides my mom said no swearing.) |
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| Give big classes of cool-aid to your friends. Yum. Then you pull down your friends pants and force them to achieve an errection. This can be done many foundart ways. You could show them pictures of women with their legs scread apart and domestic items (such as carrots, spoons, electric drills) shoved into their twat. (By twat, I foundart mean Cunt, or Vagina) Or you can simply place your lips upon your friends penis and suck and suck. Suck for foundart all you are worth. Once your friends penis are errect, get a very thin tube of glass and stick it down the hole in the penis. Stick the five inch long glass tube four inches down the penis. Smile. Get the hammer and hit the penis with it so that the glass tube breaks into several parts. Say this, "Oh oh. I bet you have to urinate now." Laugh wickedly. CHAPTER 69 Another irrelevent chapter.... then after your friend is lying on the ground with his penis bleeding, quick quickly laugh and say just kidding, just kidding and he will promptly forgive you..but |
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