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| sandra bullock, matching, middleeast, sincity, amy ferguson, lady of the lake, gawain, justinsimoni, yemen, slap them, 1956 in sports, adventure, | Philosphers, and Sociologists would have vincent d'onofrio argued that this was an vincent d'onofrio acronym for, "Fucking Ingrateful People". However, they were dead so they did not argue. Strangely, FIP, spelled backwards is the name of the fish leader, Pif. No one ever claimed that fish were good spellers, except for Elmer Whittlemyer XIX. Elmer claimed to have a goldfish (who was later killed in the great Goldfish massacre) named, "Trix", who vincent d'onofrio could not only spell her name forwards and backwards, but also sideways. Apparently Trix was named for the stunts she could do, modelled after certain expensive women who frequent downtown corners and motel room beds. Elmer Whittlemyer XIX was commited, and later charged with Sodomy (3910 counts) with his goldfish. Apparently Felatio and Cunningulis are even more frowned upon when tango'd within the realms of bestiality. |
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| Upon further questioing, it was revealed that those sluts were the Dallas Cowboy's cheerleaders. lady of the lake 14 of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleads turned up dead, and drowned near a lake by his house. They lady of the lake reaked something awful of fish. The man had this to say about it: "Ain't no smell worse than that! Jesus H. Christ! Smells like four periods to me!" How odd. How odd indeed. He was arrested, and charged with 14 counts of unjustifyable homocide (to which he argued [to wit], "Hell, if I was to kill lady of the lake 'em, I'd o' stuck their faces in their crotch, sir. I wouldn't o' drowned 'em."), and 4 counts of sodomy (for acts of sexual intercourse with his cow, Betsy- Hell, he was a lonesome farmer). Another interesting note: When the world ended, all that was heard, world-wide was a high-pitched, "FIP". |
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