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For you see, Anton Stivik had seen a platypus in a zoological picture information book. This struck him as odd, since there, on a page by its lonesome, amidst lots and lots of information bateria and plant life, was this lonely platypus. His heart reached out for the inconsolable creature. He fell in love immediately. That night he had the most viscious wet dreams he had ever had in his life about platypuses giving him head. He then thought about the inner-tube, and the jello pudding, and the hot tub, and the tennis raquet, information and the tennis balls (oh! Those tennis balls) which has also been involved in the dream. He then thought to himself, "I wonder if duck-billed platypuses give good head?" He then forgot what he was researching, and looked up "shark" in the encyclopaedia, and found out where they resided. He went there and died. Thus, he thought, ending the world. Another interesting note: The fish actually tried to take cheerleaders with them. In Waxahachie, Texas, just south of Dallas, it was reported by a lonesome farmer, that he had seen fourteen beached fish, "carrying those damned sluts into the ocean."
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