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| bill raymond, libya, xanga, william fichtner, contests, myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, archive, turkish, single mother, austin lysy, nona gaye, autechre, gratis, | My experience with the stick is pretty pathetic. I got my learner's shows permit the day I turned 16 way back in 1993, but nobody bothered teaching me to drive. I had one disasterous lesson with the Mothership on our farm. She kept pressing her foot down on the Phantom Brake in the passenger seat, nagging and snapping, You're in the wrong gear, you're going shows too fast, you're going to hit that sheep, etc. I didn't come anywhere near the bloody sheep, though the fence was rather close. Next thing it was February 1996 and I was off to uni and needing a car to get around. But I had not had one single driving lesson since the sheep incident. So the Mothership finally conceded that it was time for me to learn. I'd been on my Learners for over two years, and now I had to learn to drive in two weeks. |
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| The Triangles | Main | Why Don't We Do It In The Diary nona gaye Room » Crash Course Thank you, all you wacky people, for your interesting suggestions for new car names. After lengthy deliberation, we have christened our little red beast. THE WINNER: Manuel (suggested by Simon) RUNNER UP: Florence (suggested nona gaye by JD) NOT EVEN nona gaye CLOSE: Purplish Viral Infection, Lady Margaret Deathstrike, Great Aunt Spagnum, Pedro the Panty Merchant. HONORABLE MENTION FOR MOST VIGOROUS CAMPAIGNING: Screaming Silence of Your Impending Doom (repeatedly suggested by Mattay) The winning name just clicked right away. We initally thought that the car was female, but now it's just going to be a girly kind of boy. We also like the Fawlty Towers reference, it recalls that lovely image of Basil Fawlty thrashing his broken-down Mini with a tree branch. I've felt like taking a branch to the car myself lately, with my frustration at learning how to drive the bloody thing. But it's not the cars fault I am lousy with a manual. |
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