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I still count the cherry pits though I think our occupational roll call could do with a bit of updating. 8:19 PM Yesterday was brought to you by the diary letter "P". diary Purple, power, peace, profound, penetrate, pleasure and passion. 12:05 PM 2000? I swear I never had that much diary fun. [thanks tommy] 11:34 AM It seems that I can't rest on my laurels as "queen of the sickies". Tom goes to the emergency room and they give him Morphine. Morphine? I couldn't even get Tylenol or a blanket. It's a conspiracy dammit! Anti-Canadian bias. What is it about us canucks that makes you all feel threatened? It certainly can't be the accent*. Perhaps our proclivity to apologize? I've been thinking that my epitaph will simply be, "I'm sorry." Wouldn't that look elegant? A nice sans serif font on pinkish granite? |
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