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| me, arabic, jon stafford, edward norton, comedy video, robert smith, comedian, goldlyrics, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, | Zach: Alex... Alex: No, don't say it. This is a lecture. Not a debate. And since I don't intend to speak to you for the rest of this lifetime, you either get out 1956 in sports now, or shut up and let me finish. [Zach listens] Alex: I'm not saying that your condition is 1956 in sports unique. In fact, quite a few older men do the same thing. Zach: How about a few older women? Alex: If your trying to redeem yourself by implying that 1956 in sports I might have been unfaithful to you, you're barking up the wrong older woman. I could have, but regrettably didn't. I threw out that typewriter because it represents everything that could have been loving and lasting and wonderful, and everything that wasn't. Zach: Can I say something please? Alex: No! No! No! You have 20 minutes to get your things and get out of this house forever, or I will get a restraining order and have you removed! |
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| [She starts flexing her muscles] Lonnie Jones: How do you feel about that? Zach: Like Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. [Lonnie laughs] Lonnie Jones: I love your sense of humor. Zach: And it loves you. edward norton Lonnie Jones: Do you alwaya edward norton try to joke your way out of a tight spot? Zach: Not always. Occasionally, I'm too frightened to make my lips move. Lonnie Jones: I hope your not frightened now, Zach. Zach: I'm not, but fortunately my cock is scared stiff. Zach: What have edward norton you got against my typewriter? Alex: You used to write on it. Books and plays and movies. Once, once you wrote me a poem on our 2nd anniversary and gave it to me. And you were happy. You exorcised your demons with credible thoughts and good words on that typewriter, and your talent turned me on. I really thought we had a chance "until death do us part," and then one day you stopped. You gave up. Zach: I dried up. It happens to writers. Alex: Oh, so you bury yourself with the first available young female that comes along, in the hopes that she's going to magically restore your lost talent? |
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