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(By twat, I mean Cunt, or Vagina) Or you can simply place your lips upon your friends penis and suck and suck. Suck for all goldlyrics you are worth. Once your friends penis goldlyrics are errect, get a very thin tube of glass and stick it down the goldlyrics hole in the penis. Stick the five inch long glass tube four inches down the penis. Smile. Get the hammer and hit the penis with it so that the glass tube breaks into several parts. Say this, "Oh oh. I bet you have to urinate now." Laugh wickedly. CHAPTER 69 Another irrelevent chapter.... then after your friend is lying on the ground with his penis bleeding, quick quickly laugh and say just kidding, just kidding and he will promptly forgive you..but this is part of your next trick. first, while you are walking along say hey look and point at the nearest sun. when he looks and is completely blinded, put a blindfold on him and tied him up and put him in a mailbox and send him to holland (with the appropriate postage, of course!)
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