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| 1956 in sports, satire, andy argyrakis, arabians, uigui, dookie, green, maria pitillo, whales, laughter, all music guide, ogged, pirates, list of people by name, songs, craigs list, | It was thanks to this man, who fucked corpses, that Bert Grapple was alive to suffer the most agonizing death on the face of the Earth when the world was destroyed by comedian the fish. The details are fuzzy, but some things are certain: The procedure involved piano wire, rubbing alcohol, scissors, idoine, radioactivity, battery acid, a comedian stilleto knife, a letter opener, some citric acid, some abscorbic acid, and alot of amino acid. The procedure also dealt with Bert Grapple's penis. It is said that comedian he screamed alot, but no one knows, because they were all dieing as the world blew up, too. |
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| However, Bert Grapple survived due to an uigui extraordinaty operation, which saw his head sewn back on. uigui The operation was preformed by an African named, "Mohammed," which was a name quite similiar to Jesus (see the reference to the fictitious book above). A revered character for over 2000 years. Mohammed, however, had learned his medical traits from fucking dead people. Sometimes he would fuck them so hard, their heads would fall off, and their intestines would empty. So not only did he fuck the shit out of uigui them, but he fucked their brains out, also. It was in his embarrasment, and fear of getting caught that he learned to sew these heads back on. |
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