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| rap metal, single parent, overheardnew york, amazigh, josh richman, middle, jack straw., kirk taylor, emo, popular, thesopranos, ultramagnetic, essay, sean cory, alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, | na na na NA, na na na NAAA-nuuh! Walk this way and raising hell, Now I smell name rectums on your breath...you ain't so def, But Def Jam invented that whole plan as a name marketing scam, funk metal was a pop crossover Fifteen years before you claimed it's hardcore, so I'm taking your props over. You get tossed over by a one knot zephyr, light as a feather, If I wanted to hear something heavy, I'd listen to your moms talk: she's a heifer. Never funky, You can't syncopate it...I hated your whole album, name Howcum if you're so hard you sound note for note like Mr. Mister? Your drummer will never be a tenth as funky as Black Sabbath's The Wizard, Bill Ward, but you get ignored. Fuck your cheesy one finger power chord...You're |
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| Fess up you ain't really hard A New York singer still getting your ass beat by a dwarf mime in a leotard and your guitarist ain't even help downtown while you're lying on the pavement crying He's trying to tune down from E to drop D to drop C downtown What the fuck does it matter which key you go "Juh-juh" in? Why don't you tune down to 5 hertz? Then I don't have to downtown hear your guitar sounding worse You ain't even diverse, Your every verse on every song remains the same without exception You shoulda became a clone of Led Zeppelin, but you didn't wanta risk it: Play it safe and suck a limp biscuit A tisket A tasket, What's up with your pop being a midget mascot? In a chicken costume, he's got a hatchet I'll make like the Jerky Boys and rap your fuckin' skull in with a ratchet, sizzle chest Nevertheless you profess to being cutting edge, underground, AND cutting edge, ho RUN DMC was doing that style back when you were wetting beds, ho! |
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