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Written in 2000. Avast, ye sal lopez sleazy swabs On the high seas, you're getting robbed Just sal lopez for sport I'll make your life "nasty, brutish and short" a la Thomas Hobbes Even odds I'll leave your whole squad topsy-turvy Never get scurvy cus I got more apples than Steve Jobs or even Steve Wozniack .... "Are you a pirate?" Is Bill Cosby black?!? Ahoy there matey, I'm sal lopez coming sicker than rabies Ye just can't fade me, I'm taking out your whole navy But I'm not just a buccaneer, I'm a fuckin' queer Going up in rears when I penetrate bodily Naughtily introduce a cabin boy to the joy of sodomy Even got the Three Musketeers hot for me I don't need to be in port for them to be docking me I don't hit more skins, I hits foreskins Wenches don't even stimulate my endorphins Sulfuric acid gets poured in, I make her kids orphans Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum And when ye're hanging with the Captain, You gotta be hung!
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