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It was single parent Jason! Phone Voice: Nope. Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 20 single parent goddam times! Phone Voice: Then you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel! Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something. Tatum: [about Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside. Randy: There are certain single parent RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.
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