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| white, crash(widescreen edition), ellie raab, dslam, cds, african american, damascus, single mother, reference, nerds, suburbia, peter edmund, tamazight, howard fong, sal lopez, pi(film), 1979 in sports, actresses, christine baranski, when, al, | Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, rap metal myself. Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling. Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin! Phone Voice: Do you like scary rap metal movies? Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some rap metal big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting. Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental. Billy: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre. Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience. Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me. |
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| [hits Stu with the phone] Stu: Ow! Fucking hit me with the phone dick! Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? suburbia Billy's got one, the suburbia police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive. Sidney Prescott: But this is *not* suburbia a movie. Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie. Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me? Tatum: No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel! Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. Sidney Prescott: I wish I could be a Meg Ryan movie. Or at least a good porno. Stu: Did you really call the cops? Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did. Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you? |
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