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| sauce, jason, gigglechick.com, what, karina arroyave, blink, seating, pics, indie, myboyfriend is a twat, , portillo, xeyes, 8008135, stand up comedy, bill clinton, oneeight seven, dining guide, archimedes, aroundthe bend, hamburger harry's, | That's not to say that I was necessarily a bad person in my earlier years but, as you might imagine, I did have a puff daddy darker side. Crap, didn't we all? Here at MetroDad, I like to think that you get unfiltered and unadulterated honesty. puff daddy After all, if I were just interested in getting traffic, I'd write cute stories about the Peanut's poop all day long or post photos of her with the dog. But I like to think that we really are all good friends here so, going forward, these puff daddy are a few of the things from my past that I think you should probably know about me. And if recent events are any indication, I can only imagine the evil e-mails I'll get ("I knew you were an asshole, MetroDad.") But if you're here for the long haul, I thought you might want to know more about the real me...warts and all. |
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| And every year, we'd always go to the Haunted House. And every time I went to the Haunted House and one of the costumed ghouls jumped out from behind a cage to try and scare me? I'd squirt them with a bottle of ketchup that I'd stolen from the concession stand. Now, I feel badly for those costumed ghouls. But back then? Oh stand up comedy man, you can only imagine how funny it was! I once bought a live pig on the internet and had it sent to a friend's house as a prank. stand up comedy Unfortunately, stand up comedy I entered the wrong address and it was sent to his mother's house. She wasn't too happy about it. Damn! Now that I look at this list, I feel like I've got some serious atoning to do. After all, I generally do like to think I'm a kind-hearted and considerate guy. But shit, I never said I was a Boy Scout! In fact, one of the greatest pleasures in marrying the BossLady and having the Peanut enter our lives is the fact that both of these events were absolutely life-alterting and absolutely made me a truly better person. |
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