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| sauce, jason, gigglechick.com, what, karina arroyave, blink, seating, pics, indie, myboyfriend is a twat, , portillo, xeyes, 8008135, stand up comedy, bill clinton, oneeight seven, dining guide, archimedes, aroundthe bend, hamburger harry's, | Once, after a woman I know pissed me off, I exacted richard bright revenge by filling out over 100 subscription cards to various magazines in her name richard bright and checking the box that said "Bill Me Later." On the one hand, I do have a bit of remorse at having overreacted. But on the other hand, I wish I could have seen the lady's face when she started receiving issues of "Juggs," "Rough Rider," and "Cat Aficionado" in her mailbox. About 10 years ago when I was so broke I couldn't even richard bright afford the hole out of a donut, I used to wake up early on Sunday mornings to steal my neighbor's New York Times. Regrettably, this is one of the things that I feel guiltiest about. Talk about fucking up somebody's Sunday. |
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| After doing some thinking about it, herein lies my short list (a la xeyes Earl) of regrettable offenses... In my 10th grade math class, I used to spend the hour each day rolling xeyes up little balls of paper and strategically placing them on the head of the boy who sat in front of me. His hair was irresistible. It was one of those massive early 80's Jewfros and I couldn't help myself. By the end of class, he sometimes had 100 little balls of paper in his hair. Although I never faked my xeyes own death to break up with a girl, I once broke up with a girl by FedEx-ing a letter to her house. I even enclosed a return envelope so I could get my keys back. However, the girl was certifiably insane and had completely trashed my apartment partying with her friends the night before (while I was out of town.) |
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