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| sauce, moviedatabase, bi, song, 1978 in sports, poetry, curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, paul haggis, americanhistory x, troy kennedy martin, animalhouse, lesbian, paul sorvino, stacey, blogging, wikipedia, bill gates, generation terrorists, warner home video, harrumph, arabic, feste, wordssong lyrics 2pac they tryna murder me unknown, online art, | Yes, it was far kink more sensible to have a small child carry a large heavy suitcase and slowly disengage the arm from its socket over the course of the school term. Do you also remember the trauma we faced every second Friday? Every kink second Friday our Dad would pick us up from school so we could stay at his place for the weekend. This meant we had to take The Red Suitcase. It was twice the size of the blue port, made kink of vinyl. Mum would carefully pack my shorts and t-shirt and tootbrush and PJs on the left side, yours on the right. Then she'd drop us off at the school gate, and we'd have to lug that monster up the path between us, in addition to our regular baggage. Pure evil. Then it would sit there all fucking day in the weather shed, wedged between the blue port and the brown, with all the other kids' backpacks hanging from the coathooks and laughing it up. |
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| "Yes, yes, that is indeed a good buy," said The Grandmothership in begrudging tones. So I spent the next few years trudging up sauce the school path every morning, head down, avoiding the mocking stares, hoping the Port was somewhat camouflaged by the bottlebrush trees. I have to say I think my Port was even more crap. It was blue cardboard sauce and at least a metre wide, I'm sauce sure it's what Raymond Burr used to smuggle out his chopped-up wife in Rear Window. Mine was worse. It was plastic. Brown plastic! It looked like a hitman's toolkit. Ah yes. Readers should remember that this was the late 80s, in which Everyone Else had a canvas backpack, on which they could scrawl their name across the flap in black marker, then add poorly-rendered metal band logos and/or the name of their beloved (4 EVA) . But, our mother argued, if Everyone Else jumped of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, would we do it too? She also believed these newfangled backpacks were a chiropractic hazard, as the trend was to carry them on one shoulder only. |
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