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The bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, repeat, do not, give it to her. Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. ken garito Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. She will attempt to play you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed ken garito chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring. Wears cape and carries cane. That is not a misprint. ken garito Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. Usually brings his "Mama" in tow, along with a late-teens silent dweeb, possibly his son or little brother. Will comment on your service all night, along with his "Mama" chiming in in her trashy North Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what you did right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real.
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