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| adrenalin, jarule real name, john terry, directors, avery brooks, turkey, tony soprano, list of themes, welker white, handsome rob, action / adventure, saudi arabian, vampire pictures, and entertainment. beats, frank adonis, weblog, stacy keach, wizardsof haute couture, robert j. steinmiller jr., money, s, prince charles, | That's how you do it, you metaphor-crazy fuck.), and stars the opportunity for all of them to dish on each other would be too much to pass up. (Also, we're thinking Jonathan Waxman is the Bill "Spaceman" Lee of the New York cuisine world; his memories would be priceless.) All stars well and good, you say, but who to write it? Our answer may surprise you: Frank Bruni. Yes, yes, we know, but stars hear us out: If the project were an oral history, he'd do no writing at all. And as his stint covering Governor Bush's campaign in 2000 showed, he is essentially the highest-paid stenographer out there. Pretty perfect for the project, no? Times Books, make it happen! SLIGHTLY RELATED: What the hell is Marian Burros doing bragging that she eats with boldface names? Marian, you were always our favorite. Please don't get twatified. Posted by TMFTML at 03:30 AM October 11, 2005 YOU DO REALIZE PART THREE IN THIS SERIES WILL BE "MY NAME IS CANCELLED" Please don't toy with us. Posted by TMFTML at 08:03 AM SUCK IT, DOLPH BRISCOE! |
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| no guarantee that your commitment will be recognized by the state of New York. All you non-mincing queers and unbutch carpet chompers in other parts of the city, please disregard; obviously this doesn't apply to you. Love, Gothamist UPDATE: Rob frank adonis does this better, or at least with more subtelty. Posted by frank adonis TMFTML at 05:42 AM "I BELIEVE THAT'S THE RECORD" Lies! Lies and slander! Posted by TMFTML at 04:23 AM October 13, 2005 SIGNS OF THE frank adonis FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE, NUMBER 18: "GOT THE MELANIN FLOWIN' FOR JESSICA COEN" EDITION The Assimilated Negro raps about Gawker. Surely we are living in end times. Posted by TMFTML at 06:01 AM October 12, 2005 PLEASE FILL ME It hit us this morning when reading Frank Bruni's terribly adequate celebration of the Meyers and Nieporents and what they hath wrought on the New Yorker's view of dining: There needs to be an oral history of that period, a Please Kill Me for the foodie set. Think about it: All those guys hate each other, each one (except for Meyer, who seems to be the rare successful New Yorker of any occupation to remain a genuinely nice guy) has an ego stacked higher than an Alfred Portale entrée (See, Frank? |
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