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| humor magazine, dato bakhtadze, freaks, gothic pics, omani, jordan, aesthetics, robert b. weide, heavy metal, yemen, list of people by name, bruce boa, stars, lyrics, | Because of this, I feel compelled to do a pre-visit sweep of my apartment to hide anything incriminating. We're not just talking "throw the condoms in the very back of the nightstand under some books". We're talking "get them out of the house". I even feel the need to hide clothing saudi arabian that might raise the question saudi arabian "who are you wearing that for?" like non-utilitarian sleepwear and undergarments. (Cute underwear or saudi arabian nightgowns = someone else must be seeing it = moral depravity!) So I was going through the usual pre-visit purge the other night and it hit me: This is pathetic. I'm 28 years old. To still be doing this is insane. If my mother is going to go through my stuff, she deserves whatever she finds. |
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| One of the primary reasons I blog pseudonymously is because my parents are pretty conservative. We get along well and this normally isn't an issue with us – they don't pry into my life and, in return, I do my part to let them preserve list of people by name their fantasy list of people by name that I'm their Perfect Little Daughter. The only time this charade becomes stressful is when they come to visit, like my mother is next week. (She's staying with me in my little NYC apartment for 7 days. Hilarity is sure to ensue! It will be blogging gold!) Now, my father list of people by name is pretty oblivious but my mother is a total snoop – she'll find convenient excuses to go through my dressers and cabinets even when I'm home and god only knows what she's doing when I'm at work all day. |
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