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| humor magazine, dato bakhtadze, freaks, gothic pics, omani, jordan, aesthetics, robert b. weide, heavy metal, yemen, list of people by name, bruce boa, stars, lyrics, | We made peanut butter cookies, drank a beer, and watched Friday the 13th Part 3. -6 am, though only stops from my apt we all decide to directors crash at Rugby Lawyers. This is the funny directors part of the story, Rugby Lawyer thought I had stayed over because I was interested in him. I don't why I find directors this to be hilarious. Maybe it's because I was void of alcohol and I know everything that went on that night. He tried to kiss me the next morning after I woke up bear hugged by him. I had to explain to him that the reason I was at his apartment was because I was afraid he would choke on his own vomit in his sleep and he was barely coherent enough to remember his own address. Not to mention, the other two slept over also. |
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| -Rugby Lawyer tried to dance and hookup with a group of five girls at once, freaks talk about keeping your options open. -I managed to chat up a guy, insult him in the first five minutes, and have him be the first guy ever to completely walk away from me in mid conversation. I seriously have no skills. -Rugby Lawyer pulled a brokeback with another male through dancing because he got sick of the girls not paying attention to him. Cheering and clapping ensued. -I tried to chat up another guy, only to get angry rants and frowns. I don't know what this guy's problem was seriously. -The only people I managed not to offend and actually befriend were the 3 bouncers. We were all sober so we made fun of drunk people together. I won them over because I called one of them 'son'. They were like, "girl no you didn't". -4am, we all escorted drunk Rugby Lawyer back to his apartment, who by this time (several vodkas later) was obliterated. |
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