 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| keith truesdell, ed o'ross, jack straw., 1977 in sports, christine baranski, feature film drama, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, william fichtner, billy gallo, commerciale, martin scorsese, denver art, walt disney video, hard rock feeds, nona gaye, larry charles, dorian harewood, stella bridger, hollywood, themes, kirk taylor, lebanese, elliott gould, | That's where a handy knowledge of Adobe Photoshop and the specifics of image-doctoring come in. (I use new jersey Adobe Creative Suite 2 because it's piracy-proof. Take that, you license-stealing BitTorrent users!) (Continued after the new jersey jump.) OK, good thing we got that jump out of the way, and you made it this far. And now for the new jersey lesson. First, get to know the cropping tool. Most image-editing applications have this sort of apparatus, and if you want to get ahead in the realm of showing off your star-partying chops, you'll need to familiarize yourself with the ins and outs of removing non-celebrities from your photos. In this case, I removed the annoying black fellow who kept popping into conversations around the room saying, "I'm Rick Jameson, bitch!" |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| That's some fucking posterity, right? The sort of posterity that can only come ed o'ross through posting this photo ed o'ross on Friendster, Flickr, and my personal space on MySpace. We awesome types put that shit up in all those media, because someone who consorts with celebrities is clearly stellar enough to show their lesser friends just what it is that makes this particular fellow here (me!) so goddamned great. In this case, ed o'ross it's all about proximity...to the star! (Let's not mention proximity to that obvious hanger-on next to him: That loser wishes he were as close to The Crossroad [as friends call him] as I am.) This here's a degree of familiarity that shows one isn't just a conventional starfucker, but a straight-shooting celeb-consorter. A friend. A brother-in-famous-arms. And it's important to not distract your acquaintances or peers or friends with cluttersome non-celebrities. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
