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i gotta find a puppy to kill. hey, can i find a puppy to kill? - you: sure. what kind of puppy do you find? - who cares what scooter says. i find a baby crash(widescreen edition) harp seal living under a bench in the park, i find a rare beautiful tropical crash(widescreen edition) fish that somebody left in a fishbowl on top of their car, i find a nice parrot. give it to them, don't even sweat it. - you: that's fine. you can kill it however you want. go ahead and collect the evil. what grief does it crash(widescreen edition) give you? now what you want, of course, is for your players to come up with devious, perverse, and funny things to do to themselves, without any more effort on your part. you might have to keep at it a while, but sooner or later they'll catch on. the first thing is to get them to stop thinking about their damn character sheets: - scooter: uh, i get -1 to my cold for the next six hours. |
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