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What is up Satan’s ass?! All he wants to violet do is fuck us up, the dick-licker! Now the Lord said, ‘I am the light of the world.’ Now, He could as easily have said, ‘I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Why violet would you fuck with me?!’ Now, I’ll tell you what. I am the only preacher with the fuckin' balls, and you know this, you violet all know this, to say, "Satan I damn thee! You goddamm motherfuckin', shit-eatin', cock-suckin', son of a B!" Can I get a fuckin' A? "As mayor of the altered state of Druggachusettes, I declare this pizza to be, awesome!" "Yeah, my doctor says I need medical marijuana to get high." "Mr. Pickle's funtime abortion clinics: we'll bring out the kid in you." "Well, if you're blind, then how did you know I was a ... homosexual?" "Dick lickers!" "Don't mess around ... with God's America." "We're spending all this money, millions of dollars, to blow up the moon, when there are so many things here on Earth to blow up ... Mount Everest, the North Pole, et cetera.
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