You could show them movies wallpapers
papillon soo, classifieds, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up feat_ g unit guess who's back?, goldlyrics, moroccian, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), discopub, finger, dr. jennifer melfi, classifica, evil thatcher, mob, syria, digitalart, hard rock news, photography, tony darrow, heather champ, wallpapers, debi mazar, wordssong lyrics 2pac i'm losin it r u still down? (remember me), kieron jecchinis, craigs list, foto, first, while you are walking along say hey look and point at the nearest sun. when he looks and is completely blinded, put a blindfold on him and tied movies him up and put him in a mailbox and send him to holland (with the appropriate postage, of course!) and put a big sign on his back that says 'I HATE HOLLAND', in hollish. If he ever makes it back alive you can trick him again movies by saying that you won't kill him but really do! (god, i movies love that one!) so anyway...those god-damned dick lickin' commie-lovin' whore-fuckin' bush whackin' son of bitch whore mother-fucker scum sleeze slut fish. (actually i've always rather liked them..i take that back. besides my mom said no swearing.) CHAPTER 70 Reverend Jim Jones & Killer Kool-Aid. There was of course an incident once on earth. It involved Kool-aid, and religion. It also involved suicide. Suicide was something was killing yoursef.
Best Mature Paysites
You could show them pictures of women with their legs scread apart and domestic items (such as wallpapers carrots, spoons, electric drills) shoved into their twat. (By twat, I mean Cunt, or Vagina) Or you can simply place your lips upon your friends penis and suck and suck. Suck for all you are worth. Once your friends penis are errect, get a very thin tube of glass and stick it down the hole in the wallpapers penis. Stick the five inch long glass tube four inches down the penis. Smile. Get the hammer and hit the penis with it so that the glass tube breaks into several parts. Say this, "Oh oh. I bet you have to urinate now." Laugh wickedly. CHAPTER 69 Another irrelevent chapter.... then after your friend is lying on the ground with his penis bleeding, quick quickly laugh and say just kidding, just kidding and he will promptly forgive you..but this is part of your next trick.
middle aged persons, bill raymond, songlyrics, by jill soloway
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the largest sex personals network.FREE signup!
Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams,
meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now