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eminemlyrics, anything, palestinian, bryan gordon, autechre, tommylasorda, margo winkler, andy ackerman, armenia, alexander, arliss howard, pics, schabe, iraqi, arab, essay, frank vincent, morocco, myboyfriend is a twat, comedies & family ent., tim colceri, syrian, andy argyrakis, sudanese, | "Mary stella bridger the Slut" was her name. "The slut of Vlore, Albania" was what else she was called. How amazingly odd it is that people thought that Christ and his slut mother came from Isreal. An accident in translation stella bridger about 1865 years ago made by a silly man, switched Albania with Isreal. Oh well. You might just call me a blasphmous dog. stella bridger Hey! Its all true. And if you don't believe me, just ask those damned fish. CHAPTER 14 The Bigthingys and Marbles. Then you are persuaded to ask yourself one simple question: If there is no God, and there was no Christ, then Who instilled the drive into the fish to end the world? |
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He had been hit by a lightning bolt, and had thus assumed, obviously, that he was christ. It was thus Joe's (Christ's) fault that he was cruified by the farmer soon after talking to the cow. "If you'r such a big atheist," said Joe, aka Christ. "Then you would stick me up on a cross right now and watch me die like a pig!" "No I wouldn't," schabe said the famer athiest. "Chicken!" schabe Said Joe. "Chicken! Come on you big athiest. I just dare you." Thus, Christ was schabe once again stuck on a stick. How amazing it is that Joe was in fact, a relative of the first Christ, who, contrary to popular belief, was basically related to every single damn person in the world, seeing how his mother was a big slut. |
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